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Don’t look down!
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Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
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Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...