Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...