A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...