Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.