Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...