My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...