How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...