Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg