Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...