Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...