Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...