How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...