Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....