Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...