Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
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Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...