How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...