What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.