It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...