There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...