I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...