The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...