Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...