Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...