Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!