Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...