Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...