My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...