To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...