Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...