Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...