What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...