The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...