WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
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What do you call a dog…
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
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What’s the definition of bravery?
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...