I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...