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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...