New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...