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Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
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Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...