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At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
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A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
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Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
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Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
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The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...