For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...