A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...