Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...