English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...