Talk with God
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...