SCHEDULE OF A MAN
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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Fruit joke!
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Barty and Dunny
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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
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Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....