The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...