An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...