Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...