The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...