Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Murphy’s Combat Laws
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Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Demise of a partner
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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
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Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...