Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...