Pray for a bike
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Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
The politically correct Christmas
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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Watching for suicide
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Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Resume Bloopers
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Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
There’s a parrot on the plane
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