A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...